It's been a little while now and I feel okay talking about Fool's Assassin. I didn't at first because I was really angry at the main character. I'm still angry but I've decided not to let it come between us. It's been some years after the events of the Tawny Man trilogy. Fitz, as Tom Badgerlock, has everything he could have ever wanted. He is married to Molly, steward to Withywoods, and content to live out his days in retirement. Then Molly gets a strange notion that she is pregnant, despite being well past her birthing years. Fitz is heartbroken at this sign of delusion, especially after it continues past the normal span of a real pregnancy. And then Bee is born, a strange, delicate child with pale hair and features. Fitz is understandably shocked but loves his little fey daughter with all his heart and vows to protect her from any and all harm. And harm is coming. Messages from The Fool, delayed and garbled, finally reach...